Being a functioning adult is hard, but you’re making it a lot harder.
1. Hitting the snooze button
My bed is one of my favorite places in the entire world and if it was socially acceptable I would never leave it. But I have places to be, things to do, people to meet. An extra 5 (and then 10, then 15) minutes are only going to make me feel more groggy and grumpy and then worse of all rushed!
Get out of bed on your first alarm and start your day on time!
2. Using your phone while driving
Don't do it! Seriously!
You take your eyes off the road for a second to read a text, but it’s okay because you won’t respond until you get to a red light....Except you didn’t quite finish typing when the light turned green, and now you’re trying to keep up with the flow of traffic, stay in your lane, not get caught by the cops, and text your BFF about something pointless. Not worth the damage.
3. Eating fast food for lunch
It's cheap, it's easy, it's pretty damn tasty, but it's so bad for you. On top of that it ruins your mood. Seriously, I promise if you eat fresh fruits and veg your body will really thank you. Plus you'll feel significantly less guilty.
4. Ignoring a call from your mother
Granted, she probably didn’t want to tell you anything important, but she’s your mom. It won’t kill you to pick up the phone- and you should never pass up on the chance to talk to someone who loves you unconditionally (even if she's calling to yell at you)
5. Stalking your ex on social media
Just don't do it. Have some self-control. Stop torturing yourself by analyzing every status to see if it could possibly be a reference to how much he misses you. And you could definitely stop visiting the profiles of every unknown female he interacts with to see if she’s hotter than you are.