Naked Man Doing No Wrong: Residents in Charlotte Disagree
This is the kind of news that cracks me up every time I see it.
Residents in a neighborhood in Charlotte are upset because their neighbor, for the past 10 years, has been walking around his house naked. Sometimes, he stands at the door naked, too, where he is visible to others.
The neighbors have filed reports many time, but this is the first time that anything bigger has come of it. Still, police say that he cannot be charged with anything because he is on his own property, and it's not illegal to be able to be seen naked from public property if you are on your own private property.
Who cares if he's naked on his own property? It's everyone's own right to be naked. It's not like he's sexually imposing himself on others. It's not like he's only doing it when kids or certain people are around. He's just being naked at home.
Some people worry about children in this case, but what would that cause?
Kid: Mom, whats' that?
Mom: Oh, well, that is a penis.
Mom: All boys have those. Let's go, honey.
Kid: Ok, where are we going?
The end! It's over! If you don't make it a big deal, and it's simply exposure, then they won't either. The end.