Oh god. Here we go.
If you fed all of these to one person, would it count as battery?
Hey, at least this one has a hefty amount of veggies.
This one, on the other hand, almost looks painful. Sans toothpicks.
But bacon nigiri retains the same sense of simple elegance -- "wabi-sabi" -- attributed with sushi. How quaint.
Here's a more elegant take on bacon sushi, filled with risotto and peas.
But in the end, who cares about that? You're making bacon sushi. Just replace everything with more meat.