Just a few hours after JJ Abrams released his latest "Star Wars" trailer yesterday - someone decided it'd be funny to do a mash-up with the trailer and footage of Matthew McConaughey from what I can only imagine is a hacked cell-phone or something along those lines.
The footage is of McConaughey's emotional response as he watches a video clip and it is a fake!
I have acquired the REAL - ORIGINAL video footage.
He was watching a music video!
I mean, I remember walking into a club in 1994 and seeing 300 people writhing in unison to the salacious and shocking lyrics of "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails - that song's got some serious mojo.
Who knew that the video would have such raw emotional impact and power?
I can tell you who... Matt knows - because Matt is a real man.
He is saddened when good pork is desecrated.
He cries when he sees monkeys being complicated.
He's angered by the injustice of free-range cockroaches.
He's confused by the editing of explicit lyrics.
He waves a timid, friendly hand to up-tight Victorian frowny-men.
He knows what being close to God is like.
He knows for sure.. He's from Texas.