2 years ago
JonPatrickHyde
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Getting tired of my cats constantly singing heavy metal.
They just lay around my house singing these ridiculously high - drawn-out - operatic notes - like they are channeling Ronnie James Dio or something.
I come in the kitchen and there's one of my cats singing Meatloaf's "Paradise by the Dash Board Light".
This one can't decide if she wants to be a Gene Simmons copy cat (sorry - no pun intended) or if she wants to model her vocal musings after Ozzy. It gets weird sometimes. She does try to bit the heads off of bats - or any other living thing that's smaller than she is.
What I can't stand is that it'll be nice and quiet and then "BAM!" one of my cats will jump out of a box and start doing the Axl Rose/Guns n' Roses song "You could be mine" - where Axl carries that long note at the end...
If I had a dollar for every time one of my cats randomly broke out into song... like here - I'm trying to brush my teeth and because I had my camera set to take photos at the first sign of a high-pitched song note being sung, Nona, my Siamese, got busted singing songs by Babymetal.
And lastly - the WORST - when I am woken up in the middle of the night by a cat singing in their sleep. Like in this photo Zeph was singing some Soundgarden or was it Audioslave.... Anyway. Yep. Living with cats who have delusions of being the lead singer in some fancy big arena metal band is challenging.
2 comments
Omg I'm laughing so hard. This is the best. It must have taken a lot of patience to wait until they yawned.
2 years ago·Reply
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not too long actually. I suppose they are pretty given to yawning a lot. LOL
2 years ago·Reply