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1. Movie : Spy (2015)

Meet Susan Cooper.

"Give up on your dreams Susan. She used to write that in my lunch box."

2. Movie : St. Vincent (2014)

Meet Maggie Bronstein.

"Why is he mowing your dirt patch?"

3. Movie: Tammy (2014)

Meet Tammy Banks.

"I'm like a Cheeto, you can't eat just one."

4. The Heat (2013)

Meet Detective Shannon Mullins.

"Listen, I love the sound of a guy. Then after his wife gives him his fifth f*cking child, complains about her messy vagina. And then you don't wanna f*cking touch her!"

5. The Hangover Part III (2013)

Meet Cassy.

"You hear that, mom? Nobody likes you!"

6. Identity Theft (2013)

Meet Sandy Bigelow Patterson.

"I just want to be upfront and say that I visually enjoy you."

7. This is 40 (2012)

Meet Catherine.

"That's what you look like, a bullsh*t bank commercial."

8. Bridesmaids (2011)

Meet Megan Price.

"I'm glad he's single. 'Cause I'm gonna climb that like a tree."

9. Life As We Know It (2010)

Meet DeeDee.

"Sweetie, you have sh*t on your face."

10. Charlie's Angels (2000)

Meet Doris.

"Wait you are the efficiency expert, huh? B*tch."

1 comment
SHE'S SO FLAWLESS. Bridesmaids will always be her best, but I love her pretty much always.