Mark your calendars people: July 22nd. SyFy is unleashing yet another must-see-flop in the form of Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!
Just watch the trailer. Painful isn't the word. More like, gobsmacked. It's like that feeling you get when you visit relatives once every couple years and you're forced to do it at the all-you-can-eat Shoneys buffet. You don't want to, but you'll do it. Summon the strength and stomach the pain and muscle through all 89 minutes of time you'll never get back.
I didn't see the first or second installment. I don't plan to see the third either, unless Philip is paying me in the form of head and neck massage...before, during and after the damn movie.