There's something about the prospect of airline travel that does something strange to celebrities.
Be it the time Gerard Depardieu pissed on the cabin's carpet or when Alec Baldwin threw a fit over an interrupted game of Angry Birds, celebrities can't seem to keep themselves from getting in trouble when flying the friendly skies.
Today's culprit: Kate Moss.
Apparently, after boarding an EasyJet flight from Bodrum to London, Kate became "disruptive" - pulling out a full-sized bottle of vodka when flight attendants were not able to provide her with alcohol, loudly talking to the people sitting around her, and calling the airline pilot a "basic bitch".
Well, Kate. Clearly, compared to you, that might be the case. But that's still not a very nice thing to say.
No charges have been pressed against Kate, but she did have the luxury of being escorted off by the Bedfordshire police.
In a statement, EasyJet confirmed that "police met flight EZY2232 from Bodrum to London yesterday due to the behaviour of a passenger onboard... EasyJet does not tolerate disruptive behavior and will always report any incidents to the authorities."
The moral of the story: Alcohol and supermodels don't mix. (Unless it's Fashion Week.)