I can't believe this is happening. I didn't see Sharknado, but from the screencaps I can tell I didn't miss much (horror parodies tend to be lost on me...)
Avalanche Sharks is your typical teen horror setup. We've got hot girls and not-so-hot guys on spring break. There are bikinis, hot tubs, alcohol, etc, and also a prehistoric creature that somehow was woken up by too much partying.
It's a shark that swims through snow. Now, I'm from California and am no expert on snow but I'm pretty sure that's not super possible. Correct me if I'm wrong.
Check out the horrible acting, writing, and special effects below!