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Disclaimer: I'm not one to police other people's fashion choices, and in most of the following examples, I still think the stars look amazing... just somewhat like an inanimate object. See the above example: Kim's dressed like a sofa at the 2013 Met Gala in Riccardo Tischi for Givenchy.


Rihanna's Guo Pei dress that resembled a heavy rug, or maybe an egg yolk, depending on who you talk to.


Solange in Giles at the 2015 Met Gala, looking like a cross between a disco ball and a stingray.


Star of this post Rihanna looked like a beautiful pink feather duster in Giambattista Valli Couture at the 2015 Grammy's. Only she could pull off this dress, but I still think she looks more like a duster or maybe a nice swath of cotton candy.


Lupita Nyong'O's Prada dress at the 2014 Met Gala looked like something in between a fishing net and a Tiffany Chandelier. Which do you think is closer?


Joy Villa looking like safety fencing at the 2015 Grammy's, dressed in Andre Soriano.


Katy Perry looked like sheet music, or a music box ballerina in Valentino at the 2014 Grammy's.


Another cotton candy featherduster is Lena Dunham in Marc Bouwer at the 2014 Emmy's.


Kylie Minogue looking like a Glad trash bag at the 2014 Brit Awards, wearing William Wilde


Jennifer Lopez looking like seaweed in her iconic Versace dress at the 2000 Grammy's


Finally we have Lady Gaga looking like tangled tube string lights in Giorgio Armani Prive at the 2010 Grammy's. I excluded her meat dress from this list because it's a little too literal.
The only I can think while look at Rihanna's dress is that I hope she didn't have to go to the bathroom at any point that night
@JordanNash I can't stop laughing at your comment! I don't think any stalls would fit Rhi's dress unless they have VVVIP restrooms for celebs.
The only person I think looks truly bad here is Lena Dunham! That dress PLUS the platinum blonde hair? Ew. And yet, for some strange reason, I totally have a soft spot for Rihanna's poofy pink layer-cake/feather duster dress...
Haha @stargaze she must have had a special "toilet helper" body guard. She could not have done that on her own!
I'm not really sure who Joy Villa is, but I'm totally feeling her level of weird. That's a pretty freaky dress that takes a WHOLE lot of confidence and eclectic taste to pull off!