You've seen the original, now see 'Jurassic World' the way that it was intended to be seen - with weiner dogs.
YouTube vlogger Nostalgia Critic has created a gripping trailer where wild, unbridled dachshunds break out of captivity. And these weenies are hungry. Hungry for flesh.
Am I the only one who thinks this film needs to be made? Someone create a Kickstarter. Now now now now.
(Also, shout-out to my friend @JonPatrickHyde. If this video doesn't motivate you to make your Game of Thrones cat parody, I don't know what would.)