Today in the news...
1. Hong Kong stood up to China and vetoed to their election plan. They think China was Beijing a bully.
2. Brian Williams is returning to NBC, but not as the Nightly News anchor. So where will his position on NBC lie?
3. NY legilators are creating a law to stop the mistreatment of nail salon workers. Finailly!
4. Madonna’s newly-released music video is start-studding. It takes a stab at T-Swift, and is sort of a pitch-slap in the face.
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