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Mission Impossible: Finding the Next Twitter CEO

After Dorsey, Twitter’s chairman and co-founder, who was appointed interim chief executive, announced he will not be the next executive, Twitter is on a mad search to find their next CEO. Here is their job posting.

Job Title: Twitter CEO

Looking for genius business innovator to online social networking giant.

Duties & Responsibilities:

Complete understanding of tech strategy and business growth, with experience in product development.
Take over all duties left by our previous CEO, who was pretty much sick of all the complaining he had to deal with. This only happens several times a day.
Operating and working under the criticism of a board that includes all three prior chief executives of the company. These members also were also were demoted before they really wanted to! (But don’t worry, they aren’t THAT bitter about it.)
Work with live-streaming app, Periscope and other future apps we might develop.

Qualifications:

Ability to work directly with social media whilst managing the entire company.
Ability to handle criticism from Chris Sacca (venture capital investor at Lowercase Capital and big Twitter Stock holder), who frequently slams our company. He’s a total gem, though.
Ability to speak in only 140-character sentences, and use of hashtags in every day language.
Ability to deal with the scrutiny of the top tech innovators, journalism professionals, and press around the world.
Emotionally separated yourself from friends and family, and live on a diet of only coffee beans and diet coke.
Please respond to this job posting linking your resume and cover letter to Twitter with: #CEO
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