On Sunday, the Pentagon Chief Defense Secretary Ash Carter announced a balanced approach to dealing with Russia. In the conflict between the United States, and the mother-country Russia, we really don’t want to have this much aggression, but we are ready aren’t about to let Russia just walk all over us. Here’s a letter the United States should send to help with this approach.
We think you are pretty cool. You gave us those cool steamy bath houses, vodka, and that weird beet-soup stuff. But lately you’ve been not-so cool.