Not much of a dog person? One Virginia man took to Craigslist to "rehome" his girlfriend, whom he stated,
"...does not like my beagle [M]olly."
I Choose the Dog
Molly the beagle came out on top. Her doggie-doting daddy picked her over the girlfriend. Of course he stated other reasons for the girlfriend rehoming. But I can see not liking the dog being issue numero uno.