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Today in the News...

1. Today the Supreme Court ruled the Constitution guarantees a nationwide right to same-sex marriage. It homo-st didn’t pass with a 5-4 vote.
2. Jimmy Fallon cancels the Tonight Show tonight. He had to go to the hospital for a hand injury. I palm-ise heal be back.
3. Jon Stewart’s goodbye is a giant marathon of his show. It’s running for 42 you better go catch it...
4. Hillary Clinton has email issues. She lied and didn’t disclose all her emails. Now we are all called her Hiliary.
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This is solid
Solidly cheesy right @jeff4122? Maybe like a good aged cheddar.
omg i am dying at the first one!
I see what you did there @nicolejb