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If Minions Were Real People

Have you ever wondered what it'd be like if Minions ran the world?
Well I have provided just that. Below has been my interpretation of the following Minion characters if you were to approach them Humans of New York style. Each has their own unique story to share. So, check it out!

Meet Dave.

Minion : Bello. Labada muggey Twaxis ka ta emedee. Mi koi metmen me a ham wich yee do cookies. Ka kaylay da nupi mi oes da urbeth ryesax yee mi nanhoe, Becky, da a bogsup owefa. Traba hego bem poppadom hawram ba mat. Ta meja polqis tipa ba mat tos noor pa okeodd fem ask coated nunu ta balget.
Translation : Hello. It's another Tuesday at the office. My wife packed me a ham sandwich and two cookies. I have to take my son to soccer practice and my daughter, Becky, to a doctors appointment this afternoon. Work has been pretty normal this week. The most exciting thing that happened this week was our pie charts were color-coated for the presentation.

Meet Kevin.

Minion : NAG EEn DA!!! Dos nan rag recha bada, pal! DEEp TO VERlo PAK SWING?? Ka meeno Ka tos sola ellabs ta pas dad. Ko Ka gaysou mi gat, rig a yak de ta eel een ell de me, yee pen BAM. Sola ko pak. Het gadmu to, argyle sweaters nobif ponga to een baylez com ta jugo.
Translation : HOLE IN ONE!!! That's an eagle right there, pal! DID YOU SEE THAT SWING? I mean I was just feeling the club today. Like I planted my feet, took a scan of the view in front of me, and then BAM! Just like that. I'm telling you, argyle sweaters really put you in connection with the ball.

Meet Susie.

Minion : Bel. Het 7 yee a vau. Respin 8. Mi mom was me pak Ka pudum kaylay a banana flavored bak nunu mi oflit eye labada mi lamkeg. Bada tos ba minion doll en gam pak Ka nobif quer nunu mi oflit yee Het pata da nomba la Daisy. Het roopa een umcam borko pelo mi hihm was me pak mi cob traba tis ta obe een ta leko. Teal tis mi lamkeg ask. Deep to cono teal tis zuza yee tav ton together?? Ka ababro pak een cob leko.
Translation : Hi. I'm 7 and a half. Almost 8. My mom told me that I can have a banana flavored cake for my birthday since it's my favorite. There was this minion doll on tv that I really want for my birthday and I'm going to name her Daisy. I'm still in elementary school but my teacher told me that my art work is the best in the class. Teal is my favorite color. Did you know teal is blue and green mixed together? I learned that in art class.

Meet Cecilia.

Minion : Ka batooay non dub Lapwye.
Translation : No hablo Inglés.
Translation's Translation : I do not speak English.

Meet Frank.

Minion : MOVA PIk SIf BED PIk HUMA TO KAYLay DA CROCO TA YUPTAO EEn NAn ORDERLY BOWAPP NO COOpEe GO GANhIE BATNUS AKa TA NOTPAC SIDEWALK RADBAD TENGa TU YOKPYE EN LEASHES NO ZUZ MIKLo BE UNATTENDED KAYLay A GOPA DIA SAW AMEe MUBLai FET BAtooay Ka KAYLay DA TOPA TO COOpEe GO!!!
Translation : MOVE IT OR LOSE IT PEOPLE YOU HAVE TO CROSS THE STREET IN AN ORDERLY FASHION LADY LET'S GO YOU'RE TAKING UP THE ENTIRE SIDEWALK PLEASE KEEP YOUR CHILDREN ON LEASHES NO DOGS MUST BE UNATTENDED HAVE A GREAT DAY FOLKS HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU LET'S GO!!!

Meet Dot.

Minion : Bel. Het up. Radbad no pic photography. Tew linerg pak tadda de mi momjoe miklo be teklom da mi isko gua. Het la blessed. Bida, Het mido ba daga newhop nut feguin labada tadda ta rage. Ka sola tenga gadmu tokas pak nut yee guntux kapee tis ta via da linda pak verna ahi. Mi daga dag tau oda kapee ba mat. Labada colcub "Minnie Minion", linda it?? Feguin to linda minnie kan to ads for. Mi bed hid pik.
Translation : Hi. I'm dot. Please no autographs. I've decided that all of my pictures must be taken from my left side. I'm so blessed. Look, I'm doing this new organic diet because it's all the rage. I just keep telling everyone that diet and working out is the way to get that summer body. My new cook book comes out this week. It's called "Minnie Minion", get it? Because you get minnie when you eat less. My agent loved it.

Unknown Name.

Minion : Could Not Be Determined.
Translation : *rawr* *ughhhhhhhh* *erg*

Meet Sam.

Minion : Bida, Tew gad a ta de errec een mi levo, okay?? Ta cala tis mi feep via yee Tew dinjet pak Ka takan aloo een lugo nunu mas pan a foop saw. To sola gotta linda kapee bada yee pave tu via. Tenga livin', ar.
Translation : Look, I've seen a lot of things in my life, okay? The road is my highway and I've realized that I can't stay in place for more than a few weeks. You just gotta get out there and pave your way. Keep livin', kid.

Meet Chad.

Minion : Batooay to lega mus bro?? Dude, Het een aca alga yinauk ka 6 am.. Rasfey tadda cama mi hun. Ka whip aka a meeno jobyon lag nunu ruelad. Bananas nunu pus. Yee pen yay Ka kaylay tem peanut shatsk en a a banana wich temer a traba kapee. Ka domo rib skip ho dia yee Het tadda cama kashah urpout. Prompo to pudum nop en a kay, Ka mo da nupi a pehyup selfie.
Translation : Do you even lift bro? Dude, I'm in here every morning at 6 a.m. Today's all about my core. I whip up a mean protein shake for breakfast. Bananas for lunch. And then maybe I'll have some peanut butter on a a banana sandwich after a work out. I don't ever skip leg day and I'm all about making progress. Now you can hold on a sec, I need to take a mirror selfie.

Meet Cornelius.

Minion : ma heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh...
Translator : muhahahhahahahahahahhahhahahahahahhaahahahah...

Meet Charles.

Minion : Minions de ta Vatfet Elsree de Minion nobif nama exquisite. Ka kaylay nopa aha a mas banana obsessed vieors. To kaylay ta aceyam villains een ta globo eve ganhie moka kafar mac mucha agei da rinsop pik. Het pata da kaylay da topa Won Pismet bok een ta Vatfet Minion cama mi travels, yay she'll rinsop noor hajzoa tis dif een fitfem Ameriminions ta zagass fagton de ta wigjag aga.
Translation : Peoples of the United States of Minion really are exquisite. I have never met a more banana obsessed nation. You have the greatest villains in the world yet you're having far too much fun to realize it. I'm going to have to tell Queen Elizabeth back in the United Minion about my travels, maybe she'll realize our investment is truly in supplying Ameriminions the proper supply of the yellow fruit.

Meet Stewart.

Minion : Banana ...heh heh heh
Translation : Banana ...hahahaha
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I love Frank , he's just too much!!! Is he a fire truck or an ambulance or a traffic warden?..... lol
Minions... There is no better word to describe them. They're just minions. And I wish I could have one. *sigh*
This is great
Omg, the minion zombie was the best.
I love that!!
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The application stores data by using an Oracle Database Standard Edition server. The company is planning a migration to AWS and wants to minimize development changes while moving the application. The AWS application environment should be highly available. Which combination of actions should the company take to meet these requirements? (Select TWO.) A.Refactor the application as serverless with AWS Lambda functions running NET Core. B.Rehost the application in AWS Elastic Beanstalk with the .NET platform in a Multi-AZ deployment. C.Replatform the application to run on Amazon EC2 with the Amazon Linus Amazon Machine Image (AMI). D.Use AWS Database Migration Service (AWS DMS) to migrate from the Oracle database to Amazon DynamoDB in a Multi-AZ deployment. E.Use AWS Database Migration Service (AWS DMS) to migrate from the Oracle database to Oracle on Amazon RDS in a Multi-AZ deployment. 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Assign the IAM users to a group based on their Job role. Answer: D QUESTION 742 A company provides machine learning solutions .The company's users need to download large data sets from the company's Amazon S3 bucket. These downloads often take a long lime, especially when the users are running many simulations on a subset of those datasets. Users download the datasets to Amazon EC2 instances in the same AWS Region as the S3 bucket. Multiple users typically use the same datasets at the same time. Which solution will reduce the lime that is required to access the datasets? A.Configure the S3 bucket lo use the S3 Standard storage class with S3 Transfer Acceleration activated. B.Configure the S3 bucket to use the S3 Intelligent-Tiering storage class with S3 Transfer Acceleration activated. C.Create an Amazon Elastic File System (Amazon EFS) network Tile system. Migrate the datasets by using AWS DataSync. D.Move the datasets onto a General Purpose SSD (gp3) Amazon Elastic Block Store (Amazon EBS) volume. Attach the volume to all the EC2 instances. Answer: C QUESTION 743 A company needs to retain its AWS CloudTrail logs (or 3 years. The company is enforcing CloudTrail across a set of AWS accounts by using AWS Organizations from the parent account. The CloudTrail target S3 bucket is configured with S3 Versioning enabled. An S3 Lifecycle policy is in place to delete current objects after 3 years. After the fourth year of use of the S3 bucket, the S3 bucket metrics show that the number of objects has continued to rise. However, the number of new CloudTrail logs that are delivered to the S3 bucket has remained consistent. Which solution will delete objects that are older than 3 years in the MOST cost-effective manner? A.Configure the organization's centralized CloudTrail trail to expire objects after 3 years. B.Configure the S3 Lifecycle policy to delete previous versions as well as current versions. C.Create an AWS Lambda function to enumerate and delete objects from Amazon S3 that are older than 3 years. D.Configure the parent account as the owner of all objects that are delivered to the S3 bucket. Answer: B QUESTION 744 A company has a website hosted on AWS. The website is behind an Application Load Balancer (ALB) that is configured to handle HTTP and HTTPS separately. The company wants to forward all requests to the website so that the requests will use HTTPS. What should a solutions architect do to meet this requirement? A.Update the ALB's network ACL to accept only HTTPS traffic B.Create a rule that replaces the HTTP in the URL with HTTPS. C.Create a listener rule on the ALB to redirect HTTP traffic to HTTPS. D.Replace the ALB with a Network Load Balancer configured to use Server Name Indication (SNI). Answer: C QUESTION 745 A company is deploying an application that processes large quantities of data in batches as needed. The company plans to use Amazon EC2 instances for the workload. The network architecture must support a highly scalable solution and prevent groups of nodes from sharing the same underlying hardware. Which combination of network solutions will meet these requirements? (Select TWO.) A.Create Capacity Reservations for the EC2 instances to run in a placement group B.Run the EC2 instances in a spread placement group. C.Run the EC2 instances in a cluster placement group. D.Place the EC2 instances in an EC2 Auto Scaling group. E.Run the EC2 instances in a partition placement group. Answer: BC 2021 Latest Braindump2go SAA-C02 PDF and SAA-C02 VCE Dumps Free Share: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1_5IK3H_eM74C6AKwU7sKaLn1rrn8xTfm?usp=sharing
Marilyn Monroe Memorabilia
Marilyn Monroe Memorabilia Perhaps the most renowned American celebrity of the 1950s, Marilyn Monroe keeps on being a famous figure. She entered the entertainment world as a contract actor for twentieth Century Fox. In 1953, Monroe had a leap forward with the melodic satire film Gentlemen Prefer Blondes. She stayed an unmistakable well-known person until the finish of her life. The forthcoming Merry Marilyn Online Only Auction, introduced by Julien's Auctions, will offer more than 200 heaps of Marilyn Monroe memorabilia. Among the main things is a vaporized material artwork from Pure Evil finished in 2015. The piece shows Monroe against a pink background with a rehashed engraving that peruses "Dusk Strip." With the utilization of pop print tones, the craftsman causes them to notice her thick eyelashes, red lipstick, and light hair. The presale gauge for the piece is USD 1,000 to $2,000. Usually, the fans eagerly wait for the Marilyn Monroe memorabilia auction. Unadulterated Evil, otherwise called Charles Uzzell Edwards, is vigorously impacted by the Pop Art development. Frequently remarking on the ills of VIP culture, his work fixates on "damned" female symbols, from Marilyn Monroe to Sharon Tate. Summing up his aim, he once said, “I’m not really interested in being subtle. I want to make people look; I welcome the conflict.” Self-educated photographic artist Bert Stern shifted the direction of style photography by making pictures that didn't require any content to pass on profundity. He pushed the constraints of customary likeness, building up another fierce style for the twentieth century. Harsh generally accentuated the subject's feelings. The impending Marilyn Monroe memorabilia closeout will introduce a photobook ordered by Stern (gauge: $400 – $600). Named Marilyn Monroe: The Complete Last Sitting, the photobook offers a brief look at Monroe's life only weeks before her unfavorable passing. For more such informative data one can explore Marilyn Monroe auction and know all about her. Harsh held the photoshoot in 1962 for Vogue, setting Monroe in a unique climate. During the three-day photoshoot, he endeavored to catch her "substance" in more than 2,600 pictures, of which just 20 were distributed by Vogue. The excess photos were incorporated into a photobook and distributed in 1992. A version of The Complete Last Sitting additionally came to sell in 2019. Bert Stern Productions, Inc. depicted its importance: "The pictures it delivered project a frequenting, practically illusory quality, not at all like any photos at any point taken of the celebrity." We should Make Love was chief George Cukor's interpretation of melodic parody. In 1960, the film delivered to blended audits, however, is currently viewed as a significant piece of Monroe's heritage. Coming to sell as a component of the live occasion is a unique content of the film Lets Make Love (gauge: $400 – $600). The film recounts the narrative of a French very rich person, Jean-Marc Clement, who comes to understand his Casanova notoriety is being criticized in a Broadway melodic. He later winds up enchanted by the main entertainer, Amanda Dell (Marilyn Monroe). Monroe had gotten one of twentieth Century-Fox's greatest stars, however, her agreement had not changed since 1950, implying that she was paid definitely not exactly different stars of her height and couldn't pick her activities. Her endeavors to show up in films that would not zero in on her as a dream come true had been defeated by the studio head chief, Darryll F. Zanuck, who had a solid individual abhorrence of her and didn't figure she would procure the studio as much income in different sorts of jobs. Under tension from the studio's proprietor, Spyros Skouras, Zanuck had additionally concluded that Fox should zero in only on diversion to amplify benefits and dropped the creation of any 'genuine films'.[In January 1954, he suspended Monroe when she would not start shooting one more melodic satire, The Girl in Pink Tights. This was headline news, and Monroe promptly made a move to counter bad exposure. On January 14, she and Joe DiMaggio were hitched at the San Francisco City Hall. They at that point headed out to Japan, consolidating a vacation with his excursion for work. From Tokyo, she headed out alone to Korea, where she took an interest in a USO show, singing melodies from her movies for more than 60,000 U.S. Marines over a four-day time frame. Subsequent to getting back to the U.S., she was granted Photoplay's "Most Popular Female Star" prize. Monroe settled with Fox in March, with the guarantee of another agreement, a reward of $100,000, and a featuring part in the film variation of the Broadway achievement The Seven Year Itch. Media Source: AuctionDaily
معرفی بهترین فیلم های های راسل کرو (Russell Crowe)
راسل ایرا کرو Russell Ira Crowe بازیگر، تهیه‌کننده، نوازنده، خواننده و صدا پیشه نیوزیلندی است. راسل کرو در ۷ آوریل ۱۹۶۴ در شهر ولینگتون، نیوزلند متولد شد، پسر ژاکلین ایون و جان الکساندر کرو، پدر و مادر وی هر دو در کار سینما بودند؛ پدرش همچنین مدیر یک هتل بود. راسل کرو برای نقش‌اش به عنوان فرمانده رومی، ماکسیموس دسیموس مِریدویس در فیلم حماسی، گلادیاتور (فیلم ۲۰۰۰) که توسط ریدلی اسکات ساخته شده، مورد توجه بین‌المللی قرار گرفته‌است. همچنین برای این فیلم جایزه اسکار بهترین بازیگر نقش اول مرد، جایزه سینمایی انتخاب منتقدان برای بهترین بازیگر مرد، جایزه امپراتور برای بهترین بازیگری نقش اول مرد، جایزه محفل منتقدان فیلم لندن برای بهترین بازیگر نقش اول مرد را برنده شد و کاندیدای ۱۰ جایزه دیگر برای بهترین بازیگر نقش اول مرد شد. https://filmha.niloblog.com/p/12/%D9%85%D8%B9%D8%B1%D9%81%DB%8C-%D8%A8%D9%87%D8%AA%D8%B1%DB%8C%D9%86-%D9%81%DB%8C%D9%84%D9%85-%D9%87%D8%A7%DB%8C-%D9%87%D8%A7%DB%8C-%D8%B1%D8%A7%D8%B3%D9%84-%DA%A9%D8%B1%D9%88-Russell-Crowe
Steps to Ensure Smooth HP Officejet Pro 6968 Wireless Setup
The HP Officejet Pro 6968 Wireless Setup enables its users to perform the operation of printing smoothly and effectively. It is a wireless setup through which you can connect your printer and computer to the same network. The printer allows you to connect numerous devices to it and print. Users can face some problems in configuring it to set it up. Read the steps for doing it correctly. How To Download HP Officejet Pro 6968 Printer Driver? For the proper operation of your printer, you need to install the printer driver. Turn on both your computer and printer. Figure out the operating system of your computer. Download the driver. The methodology for downloading the driver is mentioned below. Visit the HP website. Download the setup files from the website. Run the setup file after it is ready. Follow the specifications that appear on the screen. Connect your USB to the HP printer as well as the computer. Adhere to the specifications you see on the screen. Input the values in the wizard. You can test how your printer is functioning. The Right Way to Connect HP Officejet Pro 6968 to Wireless Follow the given steps to connect your new printer to the wireless. Find out the place where you can place your print so that it's near to a wireless network. It will enable you to link your printer easily and receive a strong signal. Register your router's password and network name. Choose the Wireless icon on the Control Panel of your printer, and turn on its Wi-Fi feature. Choose Connect to Network and wait for some minutes while the printer detects the list of networks and displays it on the screen. Select your network name and the key in the router's password. The connection is now established. Don't forget to connect your PC to that same wireless network. How to Link to HP Officejet Pro 6968 to Your Computer You can connect your HP printer to the computer by following a few easy steps. Firstly, turn on the printer and keep it close to your router. To link your printer with a wireless network, follow the below-mentioned steps. Open your driver installation to make for the HP Officejet Pro 6968 Wireless Setup. While installing the application, you will be asked to choose a connection type. Meanwhile, take the USB cable that was there in the printer package and keep it ready for use. After you complete the second step, you will see a window that will ask you to set up a connection with USB. Connect your USB cable with your Officejet printer. Next, attach the computer with the USB. After your connection is complete, click the OK button. For confirming the connection, you can print the test page. The Right Way to Connect HP Officejet Pro 6968 to Your Mac Take the following steps to link the Mac to the Officejet printer. Download the Mac printer driver and open it. Copy the printer driver to flash drive through a CD. Place the USB on your Mac and initialize the process. Visit the Apple menu and choose the preference for the system. Select Print and Fax. Your connection is now established. Summing up The article sums up easy ways by which you can set up and connect your HP Officejet Pro 6968 printer. Read them carefully for a seamless printer setting up process. In case you have any queries, you can contact customer support. REF Link: https://qr.ae/pGwIL9
James Corden Uses J.Lo's Phone To Troll Leonardo DiCaprio.
Guys, I'll be real - I'm usually not the biggest fan of James Corden's Carpool Karaoke segment. I feel like he's just done it with too many celebrities, and it's time for him to find a new schtick. However, the one he just did with J.Lo is seriously HILARIOUS, so much so that it warranted this card. It all begins when James steals Jennifer's phone. As most of you know, Jennifer Lopez is a HUGE CELEBRITY, who easily knows a lot of other equally HUGE CELEBRITIES. Needless to say, this cellphone is GOLD. And with Jennifer (seriously hesitant) permission, he starts texting Leonardo DiCaprio. Freakin' Leo, you guys. James, in perfect troll form, pretends he's a down-and-out J.Lo looking for some advice from her friend, Leo 'Baby' D. And the entire time Jennifer's just like, "There's NO WAY Leo's going to believe this is me!" Especially when James goes to 'sign' the message with "J.Lo, y'know, from the block". BUT WAIT!!! HE ENDS UP TEXTING BACK - TO EVERYONE'S AMAZEMENT!!! And what does he end up saying?! HE CALLED HER 'BOO BOO'. WHO GETS CALLED 'BOO BOO' BY LEONARDO DICAPRIO?! Plus, can we just take a moment to reflect on the fact that he ACTUALLY believes that that was J.Lo?! You guys, this made me cry real tears from laughing so hard. Check out the whole Carpool Karaoke segment in the clip above! (But the prank call hilarity begins at the 9:35 mark.) What do you think of Leo's response? Which famous celebrity would YOU want to prank call? Let me know in the comments below, and for more viral vids, follow the YouTube Nation collection!