PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS TRUE.
Okay, cap locks was a little too in your face. But really, how hilarious would it be if Amy Schumer was the next bachelorette. I'm not one to watch the show but you know for sure that I would tune in to watch if Schumer was starring. Amy had a really funny interview with EW Morning Live pointing out what she jokingly would want for the show.
“I would choose Afghanistan [as the location]. I hear that’s a really cool place to hang, but I’ll never know. I’d want it to be only Asian guys who could apply. I would want $1 million, and I would donate it to a charity that would keep that guy Tony from this season away from me. It’s my own charity: He has to stay a football field away from me at all times.”
Of course Schumer was joking, obviously. (we hope)
“It’s a journey. So however long it takes to find my husband.”
Here's the clip of Amy when she was on the Bachelorette. As you can tell, Amy has not left her comedic flair at the door. But everyone is talking about how Amy is going to be the next Bachelorette! WELL SHE HAS SOME CONDITIONS PEOPLE. (p.s. Would it not be the greatest thing in the world to see Amy tell some dude to f--k off if he was a jerk? She'd weed out all of the weirdos and posers. She might actually find someone normal on the show instead of these bizarre contestants.)
What are her conditions? Money. But there's more...
Here's the link to the video with E! : http://www.ew.com/article/2015/06/29/amy-schumer-bachelorette-video