1. Today the world will have an extra second of time. We will all leap (second) for joy! I’m sorry, my puns are a bit (time) consuming.
2. Apple Music was released today. It’s new users are streaming for more...but really though the stream-o lovers will enjoy the new hardcore playlists...
3. The American Ballet Theater announced today that Misty Copeland was promoted to principal dancer in the company. She’s pretty on-point when it comes to stellar dancing.
4. Free Weed tomorrow in Portlandia. The free samples will probably go really fast, so make sure to get there before they Oregon.
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