Hello, my name is the Phantom. You may also know me as the man behind the mask, OG (opera ghost), or the Angel of Music. As the lead in the super-successful broadway musical, I know all about love and emotion. Keep your hands at the level of your eyes and make sure to pay attention to my counsel. The Phantom of the Opera is here to give you all a little love advice:
1. Love her from Afar
No need for romantic dates or actually meeting in person, because true love creeps around and follows you everywhere! Essentially donโt talk to her unless you pretend to be the ghost of her dead father. Coach her to be the best and most talented singer at the opera. Make sure she comes to you for everything: life advice, career advice, and relationship advice.
2. Seduce Her with Your Voice
All ladies love a man who sings. No need to seduce her with your looks when you can SING TO HER SOUL. This works only when sheโs alone though, so make sure no ones around.
3. Take Her on Your Sweet Ride
I mean...Weโre on a boat. The ladies love boats.
4. Ignore the Fact that She has a Super Hot Boyfriend
Heโs her childhood friend turned super-successful hottie. Heโs strong and can protect her, and he also sing really well, but you were there first!
5. ...But Know When to Let Her Go
Sheโs everything you want in a girl. Sheโs perfect and sings beautifully. But sheโs not into you the way you are. You put up a fight for her, but you also should know when to just let her go. Because thatโs true love right?
"Teach me to live
Give me the strength to try
No more memories
No more silent tears
No more gazing across the wasted years
Help me say goodbye
Help me say goodbye"
