[Subject has a small cup of coffee. Seems tired. Also has unlit cigarette in his hand]
Um, yeah, so, I've only really seen her in one movie. But I have, like, a giant crush on her. It started as a joke, you know? I'd, like, talk about it to my friends and stuff, but now, like, I think she's the prettiest person I've ever seen, you know? [laughs]
No, I mean, how can you love someone you've never met? Or like, how can you love someone you don't even know. I mean, I'm prone to that. [laughs, lights cigarette] Anyone that gives me the slightest bit of attention and, like, uh, my mind just goes there, man. Like, "Oh maybe we'd make a good couple, I'll take them to a movie" [laughs]. But like, that's not going to happen. That's crazy, like, I'm too socially inept to even talk to someone that isn't myself. Well, then there's you, but, like, that's different, you know?
Uh, I don't know. I think the key to it is to be honest and, like, sometimes I'm not the most honest person. Can you imagine what that'd be like? You know, just, like, you're with someone and they know every little thing about you and you know every little thing about them? How would that even work? I mean, I think I could do that. But who would want to know all of, like, me? Who would waste their time on talking to me about, like, my bullshit life, you know? Like, other than you, there isn't anyone that finds me, uh, interesting, I guess. It's weird, you know? But yeah, I still believe in love, for sure.
[end of interview]