Today in the News...
1. Pluto gets a picture on Instagram. Let’s just say that this dwarf planet is looking pretty stellar. Some might even say it looks outta this world.
2. 50 Cent files Chapter 11 Bankruptcy. He got rapped up in a lawsuit, and he couldn’t just Get Money.
3. The U.S. has to be strict with Iran on the nuclear plan. Luckily no one blew up about it.
4. This man rescued his miniature dachshund by punching a cougar in the face. I guess he really loves his weiner. (weiner dog!)
This is part of my Punny News Collection. I sum up the news of the day and talk about them in puns. It’s good stuff.