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hahaha... Perfect sense! Maybe Taylor Swift was out somewhere flirting with a boy! ^^v
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funny!
hahahaha.. Right! and Nicki Minaj went out for a cigarette with rihanna..haha
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Celebrity News Recipe: Lady Gaga's Dark & Spooky 'Mother Monstertini'
Lady Gaga has been having quite the week. Less than a year after the Daily Beast, among many other celebrity news outlets, ruled her career 'dead', she came back hard and with a serious vengeance. Last Sunday, she had the tongues of every skeptic-turned-fan wagging after her showstopping tribute of "The Sound of Music" - including the musical's original star, the legendary Julie Andrews! And just yesterday, the creators of the smash series "American Horror Story" announced Lady Gaga as their next leading actress after the exit of the show's award-winning star Jessica Lange. It's a good day to be Gaga. And as a faithful fan, I've decided to dedicate the very first 'Celeb of the Week' recipe to Mother Monster herself. Made with Blavod black vodka and the goth-chic plum color of blackberry brandy, you've got a martini that's as high-fashion meets macabre as Stefani Germanotta herself. Lady Gaga's Mother Monstertini Ingredients: 2 1/2 ounces Blavod black vodka 1/2 ounce blackberry brandy A plump blackberry, for garnish These sunglasses Directions: First, put on the sunglasses. If for whatever reason you don't own a pair of avant-garde and hardly practical sunglasses, just dig through your closet for something else, keeping in mind a 5:1 fashion-to-function ratio. Next, combine the vodka and brandy in a cocktail shaker full of ice. It doesn't even have to be a cocktail shaker. Gaga would probably use something weird like a Baphomet ritual urn, but if you don't have $100 to spend on black magic kitchen accessories, I guess a cocktail shaker would do. Shake well while counting to 15 seconds. Or don't count and just sing the chorus to "Born That Way". No one cares. Strain the drink into a well-chilled martini glass. You could also serve this on the rocks in an old-fashioned glass, which is basically like the Tony Bennett of bar accessories. Finally, garnish your drink with a dark juicy blackberry on the rim. For an extra 'horror story' effect, once you've put the blackberry on, move it in full circle around the brim of the glass to get some gross blackberry guts action going on. (Yeah, I know it sounds gross, but it's also freaking glamorous.) Enjoy while sitting on a piano bench or on the lap of a guy that sort of looks like Taylor Kinney.
If Celebrities Were Just Ordinary People
1. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West We know Kimye as being somewhat as American royalty. Kanye being an overly confident singer/rapper and Kim Kardashian maintaining her reality show and massive business empire. But in a parallel universe, Mr. West is working at an insurance company while Kim works as a dental assistant. They are your average middle class family living outside of San Diego. They named their child Stacey West and they were unable to have another child due to Kim's infertility. The medical costs would have been far too much to afford to try to have another child. 2. Beyoncé and Jay-Z Beyoncé and Jay-Z are artists making millions of dollars. Bey is Queen B and they are worldly known. The power couple goes on elaborate vacations and discards expensive luxury items because they can. However, in another universe Beyoncé and Jay-Z live in the Bronx. Jay-Z works as a teller at the local Chase Bank while Beyoncé works in Manhattan as a secretary. They have a little girl named Blue which is still a name of contention with the rest of the family. Like who would name their kid a color? 3. Jennifer Aniston One of the hottest and loved middle-aged celebrities out there. Aniston is a legend in Hollywood. However times have come at a rough time for Jennifer Aniston in a parallel universe. She gained far too much weight in college leading to her obesity and she continues to drink like a fiend. Aniston has been charged with illegal usage of prescription drugs. 4. The Kardashian Family They're you're favorite Californian family yet you're still unsure as to why you're so obsessed with them. They have a massive business empire that doesn't show any signs of slowing down. In this parallel universe, the Kardashians now live in Bakersfield. The women are growing older and wrinkled but they still go get their hair and nails done. Kris Kardashian is now a widow and will probably join eharmony soon. She never had Kendall or Kylie because she never remarried. She watches celebrity Caitlyn Jenner on the screen and is very supportive. "Wow," she thinks wondering what it would be like to be famous. 5. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie seem to be the couple that everyone wants to be like. They have amazing lives and an abundance of children. They are both gorgeous and they have everything they've ever wanted. In a parallel universe, Brad and Angelina never got married. They live in Appalachia and are simply friends with benefits. Brad goes to the local bar frequently while Angelina is a help at the post office. Angelina never settled down to have kids because she was diagnosed with breast cancer and she can't afford to get chemo. 6. Britney Spears 90's pop sensation is doing well. She's going through multiple boyfriends, she's got kids, and she's got plenty of shows in Vegas. Spears is still doing well! In a parallel universe, Spears lives in a trailer park 45 minutes outside of Knoxville, TN. She married a man named Bert. Spears though however, got caught this week with marijuana charges and will be in the county jail for two days. 7. Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan has been known in recent years to be in and out of rehab, an alcoholic, and a drug addict. She's gone in a downward spiral and is trying to regain the remaining happiness in her life. However luckily in a parallel universe, Lohan is living a typical happy life on the east coast. She lives in a little cottage off the beach. She can wear flip flops everyday and even though she doesn't necessarily have the bikini body like she did as a teenager, she is comfortable in her own skin. And on occasion she'll have a cigarette. 8. Paris Hilton Ohhhh Paris. The original reality star phenomenon is famous for being famous. She doesn't have a talent but she does have a lot of money. In a parallel universe, Paris Hilton is a yuppie trophy wife. Her days of beauty and glamour never necessarily happened, she was just trying to be good enough for her well-off husband. She's still carrying around her yippie dog but instead of a Beverly Hills Mansion, she's got an average beach home in Ft. Lauderdale. Wooden walls give that nautical vibe. 9. Rihanna She seems to always be pushing the envelope and doesn't care if she's seen naked or not. She knows she's a sex symbol even though it's not her goal. Rihanna has award after award given to her and the radio keeps playing her songs. However, in a parallel universe, Rihanna is a realtor in Atlanta, Georgia. When she moved to the United States, she realized Atlanta to be an affordable, cultural, and fulfilling city. It also was home to a strong christian community and she felt very welcomed. And with big homes going for a cheap price in Atlanta suburbs, she has a comfortably steady income. The best part? She'll also be celebrating her 22nd anniversary with her husband this month. 10. Miley Cyrus Miley Cyrus is on quite a change of heart in our world. She's trying to change the world in positive ways by creating an LGBT foundation and embracing her sexuality. She's got a new look, provocative music videos, and plenty of cash. But in a parallel universe Miley lives in Texas never able to get out of the lone star state to get to Nashville. She's already finished with high school and has never heard of a Disney show called "Hannah Montana". Her dream was to be a singer but with her father losing his job, it's not realistic.
Why I didn't report it (+ why I stand with Ke$ha)
Reason #1: It would have been a waste of time. Here's the situation: It is 2am, you're waiting on the train platform to go home. There's nobody around. You just missed a train. It's going to be a while. And on the other side of the platform there's a dude with his dick out, masturbating. There's no cell service. There's no cops. It's just you and this stranger, who is making it pretty clear that he doesn't care about your safety, comfort, or humanity. What do you do? Well, if you're me, you roll your eyes and walk away, tossing him the stink eye, which you know he'll ignore, but it makes you feel a little better because at least it was SOMETHING, right? Because taking pictures, calling the cops, making a report to the transit authority... why bother? Even if they catch this guy (and you doubt they'd put in the effort) what are they going to do? He can deny it, it's his word against yours, and why would you want to prolong this encounter? When the end result will just be a lot of frustration, if anyone bothers to do anything at all, it's a giant waste of time. Reason #2: It wouldn't solve the problem This isn't the first time this has happened. The first time somebody flashed you, you were underage. After the next two or three, you've lost track. On one memorable occasion you were on a crowded train and pointed it out to another passenger. He got up and made a huge deal out of it, and convinced a few people to shout the guy off the train. And all you can do is hope he was too ashamed to do it again. And that's all you can really hope now too. But it feels pointless to hope. Even if your stink face somehow makes it all the way to the guy on the other side of the tracks, he didn't feel ashamed to start. Didn't give any thought to your comfort. Why would he feel ashamed just because you've made it clear you think his behavior is shitty? And even if he did, you know full well that there are plenty more where he came from. Because this is just one of many isolated incidents. Reason #3: You're tired. Not just 2am tired. This is a different kind of fatigue. You're tired of being tired. You're ashamed of feeling ashamed. You're sick of getting sick. It's like sandpaper rubbing against your skin. At first it stings and bleeds, but after a while it's all worn away and there's just this smoothed bone left and you don't have the muscles left to lift it. You're fucking exhausted, not just tired of people but tired of existing. Every time you're treated like you're not even there, like you're not a person but a function, like you're a placeholder for whatever someone else wants, like there's nothing inside you that's valuable or interesting- every single time it happens you feel like you shrink, not your body but YOU shrink, you become less human and more inhumane, you are erased, and everything that makes you valuable and interesting suddenly becomes less valuable, less interesting. Yes, you're tired. Reasons #4-9: You're not 'letting it go'. You never had 'it' in the first place. Even if you did call someone, they won't get here before the train does. Are you going to wait around for an hour for someone who might never come, who might not care, who might not even bother to file the report? The justice system is broken. There's no cell reception, no emergency light, nobody coming. How would you even do whatever it is you're supposed to do? It's happened so many times it's not even that upsetting anymore. Reason #10: Look what it got Ke$ha. Nothing. She lost her case the same day this happened, just hours earlier. She wasn't trying to put the man that drugged and raped her in jail. She's just asking to work with someone other than him. Because she fears for her safety. And she can't even have that. So now she either has to work with someone who has caused her unspeakable harm, or give up her career. Seems fair, right? Someone else came down the stairs, on the same side as the masturbator. I warned him, thinking nobody wants to find out the unsettling way that they're standing less than ten feet away from someone doing that. He went to check. And then he told the guy off. I couldn't hear all of it but the second there was another man present, the harassment stopped. It takes being shamed by another man for this guy to stop. He knows that what he's doing is gross and obnoxious and wrong. He probably knows it's illegal. He just doesn't care until someone he considers a human being is there to tell him off. My obvious discomfort didn't matter, common decency didn't factor in. Which brings me back to Ke$ha. Taylor Swift and other stars speaking up for her is the decent thing to do, but it is not a resolution. The problem is not with our behavior. Sexual assault happens to eight year old girls, it happens to elderly women in wheelchairs. It happens all day, at work or at home or at the subway. The problem is NOT that we are going "unsafe places". The problem is that we deserve a world that is safe, and it has been denied to us time and time again. Because nobody cares about us. Don't tell me you're sorry. Tell me you're fucking angry. Tell me I'm not going to be the only person actively looking for this kind of behavior. Because it's not enough for me to care about my safety, YOU have to care about it too. Tell me you're going to talk about this, not with your daughters but with your SONS. Your brothers. Your friends. Because the men that do this have parents and teachers and families and friends just like everyone else. They don't come from nowhere. Tell me you're never going to ask 'what were you wearing', 'why were you there so late', 'how much did you drink', 'why didn't you/scream/fight/say something sooner' ever again. The only thing you can say is 'what can I do' because the victim is not the person responsible, and only they get to decide what to do about it. Or don't tell me. But don't speak to me about this or anything else unless you plan on doing it. Not just today. Every day. If I have to worry about this every day, then you should too.
AMAs 2014: Ladies' Night
Step aside boys, 2014 is all about the kick-ass female performers. I'll recount my 5 favorite, but really everyone from Charlie XCX to Selena Gomez brought the house down. While the boys of 1D and 5SOS were snatching up the big awards, these fabulous ladies were killing it onstage (where it really matters, right?) 5. Selena Gomez makes everyone cry like a baby Selener performs her new song about a rocky relationship (hey Biebs) and actually brings the audience to tears - or maybe just Taylor Swift, but still, great performance! 4. Lorde's 4 minute performance was more exciting than the 2 hour Hunger Games film. Enough said. Watch the clip. 3. Jessie J is fabulous as usual: No one has pipes like JJ and she knows it. She casually runs around the audience hitting notes that she just should not be able to hit. And then to top it off, Nicki and Ariana join her to complete the power pack for Bang Bang. (Sorry for the bad quality, but just LISTEN to that voice!) 2. Iggy wins the “first award I’ve ever won in [her] whole life,” and then slays next to Charlie XCX - like, actually slays. 1. Taylor Swift actually goes insane onstage So before you watch it here's what you should look out for: - She sets herself on fire, then puts it out with her bare hands - She descends from the ceiling in a picture frame and dining room table - She throws a grown man across the stage - She may or may not have sneered in Harry Style's direction but who can be sure ;) Watch it here: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2awi3t_taylor-swift-blank-space-live-at-american-music-awards-2014_music
Jimin, J-Hope & Suga Meme Madness Monday!!😂🙌🏻
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6 Strategies to Get The Best Work From Your Students
In the times of modernisation with the ease of access to the internet, it has become quite tiring for the students to concentrate on school. This usually happens because of the prevalence of distractions such as scrolling on Instagram for hours at end and watching YouTube videos. Their concentration on schoolwork has become divided because of social media. If students want to achieve success, then they must learn to prioritise their schoolwork. But the question is, how can you make that possible as a teacher? Several students’ mindset towards success is achieving higher grades. While for other students, it may mean incremental participation in sports activities or other leisure activities. Teachers can help their students attain full potential, regardless of their goals and the way each measures success. Every student is unique and entertains different IQ levels. Some students possess the capability of understanding fast and memorising long chapters in a relatively shorter period of time while others have fewer skills to understand complex material effectively. In a school or a university where students with diversified mindsets are enrolled to gain an education– a teacher or a professor must learn different styles of teaching to cater to students belonging to different backgrounds. The slow learners or students with meagre IQ levels need extra attention. It is mandatory for the teacher to especially accord those students with extra time. Moreover, the strategy of punishing students for their academic flaws is quite old-school and would rather deteriorate their performance. This is why, as teachers, you must look for otherwise strategies. In this guide, we will share with you the 6 best strategies to get the best performance of your students. 1. Set High Expectations Conceive and cultivate an academically conducive environment in your classroom. This can be attained by setting high but achievable expectations for your students. Professional teachers push their students and motivate them regardless of their poor performances in the past. Along with this, a good teacher praises their students and works as a source of power and encouragement for them. Tell your students, “you are smart, and you can achieve this.” This may not work like magic and you can’t expect that your students instantly improve their performances – some students may take a while, but know this, every student wants to be told that they are smart and can achieve the best grades. If a teacher punishes their students and acts as a deterrent, telling them, “you cannot do this.” It will ultimately have a direct impact on their performance making them deteriorate even further. Also, that would demotivate them bringing their performance on a zero level. 2. Establish a Classroom Routine One of the factors that stagger the performances of the students is having no classroom routine. A classroom routine is as essential as teaching. A classroom with no scheduled routine results in undisciplined students, especially young students, misbehaving – which directly impacts their studies. One of the key ways to help students behave and concentrate on their studies is to establish a rigid classroom routine. Maintaining a classroom routine is no easy task, not even for the teachers with decades of experience. To be able to attain a compelling classroom routine, teachers should follow an outclass procedure that implements the necessary classroom ethics at the start of the school year. These procedures, if structured well can allow students to focus and concentrate on studies along rather than getting distracted. 3. Practice the 'Daily Fives' A popular norm that revolves around the teaching practices of many professional teachers boasting decades of experience is that they undertake five daily routines. In the academic world, this routine is renowned among many professional teachers. The routine reiterates; taking part in the same activity for 5 minutes in the opening of the class, and vice versa at the end of the class. The activities undertaken during these periods can be as simple as talking to your students of their interests, talking about a new movie released, or their favourite game. Once you have undertaken this routine, you must reiterate to your students, “It’s time to start now, take out your books.” If you are consistent with this activity, chances are high that it will become second nature to all your students. Moreover, in this way, students will be following a more systematic routine and know when to socialise among peers and when to concentrate and study. 4. Continually Grow in Your Profession Professional teachers enhance themselves by constantly studying and working on their shortcomings. Various studies and researches are constantly undertaken regarding professional teaching methodologies and released yearly Teaching is a dynamic career, and it is ever-changing – as technology advances, teachers must progress as well. Stay updated with the latest information regarding teaching using online journals, or join any workshop, and read ample books. These will enhance your teaching style and would make you communicate with your students better. Consequently, this will result in increased student’s interest in studies, and greater success. 5. Motivate your students Only a few teachers would not accept the fact that motivated students don’t yield impressive results. According to various studies, students who are keen to learn often end up absorbing more. This is why it has become mandatory for the teachers to learn some skills that boost the motivation of their students. Shared below are some tips to attain to motivate your students. · Plan ahead of taking a class and plan what you’d teach. And what will you discuss with your students in the class? · Heed the strengths and weaknesses of your students, pay attention to those who are weak. Praise and further motivate those who are strong. · This is more of a psychological tip. If possible, change your class’s room into a U-shape room, this makes it easier to make direct contact with your student. · Always vary your teaching styles, ensure to teach with presentations, demonstrations, group studies, and other ways. · You must revise whatever needs to be edited with your students. Put briefly, do not leave your students with piles of work to finish at home. Instead, you must be with them and help them review their objectives. For instance, if they need nursing essay writing help you must guide them and clarify all the requirements. 6. Vary Your Instruction Professional and skilled teachers learn various teaching types, as not every student is the same and each student's intelligence rates vary, so the teaching methods must also be different for all students. When you have different teaching techniques, there are a lot of chances that the performance of your pupils will improve. Instead of mastering just one teaching method, you must take a grasp of many teaching styles. In this way, your students can better understand your lectures and attain greater success. Both inexperienced or experienced teachers would improve with the aforementioned strategies. If you find any loopholes in your teaching methods, try opting for these tactics for a successful academic career of your students. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Read More Article About 10 Best Free Games in 2020
2015 Power Players: The Ladies
2014 was a year of serious girl power (think Taylor Swift's 1989 or Nicki's Anaconda) and it looks like 2015 will be an even stronger one. Six ladies stand out to me for 2015 and I can't wait to see what they have in store for us ~ Ariana Grande - After problem came out, Ariana sealed the deal as the new hit maker in pop music. Whether she's the next Mariah or not, she's got big plans in 2015 including a world tour and HOPEFULLY a new album. She's staying out of trouble, generally being adorable, and killing it in a high pony tail. Azealia Banks - Headling Coachella is just the beginning of Banks' 2015 domination plan. She's planning a new album, heading towards 400k instagram followers, and will probably be collaborating with a ton of people you've never heard of. Her new album Fantasea II: The Second Wave is going to be followed up by Banks' third album (which she's already announced!) called Business and Pleasure. Lorde - That track from the Mockingjay soundtrack was wicked and proof that Lorde has more in her than one Grammy winning album. There are rumors (big rumors) of a 2015 album release, but now its looking more like 2016. Either way, I'm sure she has some amazing covers and live performances for us this year! Nicki Minaj - While she's embarking on the Pinkprint world tour, Nicki isn't planning to slow down. Her newest video with Drake, Chris Brown, and Lil Wayne is the definition of fierce. No matter what she's doing or where she is you know she'll be doing it will the attitude that made her famous. Shakira - Shakira Shakira! She's back in the game with her 11th - yeah, you heard me - ELEVENTH studio album. She'll be working with more amazing artists and hopefully adding a tour to her to do list because I need to see Shakira once before I die. Jessie J - Okay if Bang Bang didn't literally blow your mind, you need to get your hearing checked. I alway like her singles cause they're catchy as hell but she is now taking her vocals to a new level and BELTING it out. If she doesn't get some more attention this year there is going to be trouble! And you know Beyonce is probably going to do something ridiculous again too. Also, where is Lady Gaga other than singing with Tony Bennet?