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Drunk Girl DIY: Make Your Own Rose Flower Crown - Out Of Sliced HAM?!
Maybe you're 'that' kind of hipster. Maybe you're going to Lollapalooza next week and are afraid you're going to get hungry during Florence + The Machine. Maybe you're a novice hunter, wanting to enjoy the carnal glory of wearing your first kill. Rolled into rosebuds of salt-preserved pork loaf. On your head.
No matter the reason, the ham rose flower crown is here.

Drunk DIY: Ham Rose Flower Crowns

Things You'll Need:

- toothpicks
- wire
- parsley
- ham, duh (though I like to switch it up with salami, bologna, a zesty pimento loaf, or even some smoked Tofurkey slices if that's what you're into)

Step 1: Prepare Your Ham.

Take a slice of ham and cut it in half. To create a rosebud, roll the half slice of ham, gathering it on one side to create the 'bottom' of your blossom. Secure the bottom of your ham blossom with a toothpick, and continue creating blossoms until you feel you have a sufficient amount to create your crown with. (The example in the photo provided uses nine.)

Step 2: Place Your Roses On The Crown.

Cut a piece of wire that is long enough to fit securely around your head around one and a half times. Remove the toothpick carefully from each blossom before guiding the wire through it. Stop once you have used all of your blossoms. It should be enough to cover a good portion of your head.

Step 3: Add Garnish. I Mean, Decoration.

Twist the ends of the wire together to create your crown, then tuck in a few sprigs of flat-leaf parsley to decorate your blossoms with some delicate leafy greens. Now place it on your head, turn on "Summertime Sadness", and channel your inner #sadgirl.
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no sah! dem ting ya!
2 years ago·Reply
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@TerrecaRiley It's like a hairband and lunch in one!
2 years ago·Reply
@danidee lawd geezas!! lol
2 years ago·Reply
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@TerrecaRiley You love me <3
2 years ago·Reply