I spill everything on myself, all the time. It's inexplicable. Do you have a problem like this? You may be clumsy, and you're not alone.
You manage to tangle literally everything up...like how?
You can't go more than 5 minutes without spilling something. When you spill it's like epic too...how can you get it on your shirt, your pants, the carpet and your friend?
People are actually impressed that you can get stuck in nearly anything.
You can screw up even the simplest tasks.
Whenever you try to act cool, it turns into a disaster.
You can't even put your down your phone without screwing something up.
And sometimes your clumsiness can get downright overwhelming.
But people still love you because, you're funny. And when things go wrong you always take it in stride, partly because they go wrong so often.
But it's okay, because being clumsy gives you character, and that makes you even more awesome than your graceful counterparts.