1. Ashley Madison, an online dating cite that helps people have affairs was hacked. Hackers are threatening to release information about the users. Let’s hope they don’t just “fling" all the info on the internet.
2. Druglord "El Chapo" escaped prison through an elaborate tunnel. Let’s just say his cartel caved and built it for him.
3. Stephen Hawking and Yuri Milner are searching for Extraterrestrials. But Hawking sure isn’t alienated from the scientific discovery.
4. John Oliver shows America just how much food we are waisting. It’s pretty crummy. Lettuce be more productive with our food consumption!
This card is part of my Punny News collection. I sum up the news in puns and it’s pretty great.