AlloBaber
2 years ago10,000+ Views

What happens when you search "love" on tumblr?

Welp, for one, you lose a lot of faith in humanity's ability to spell. You also find a lot of disgustingly sappy nonsense. And finally, you laugh... a lot.
One boy. Thousand feelings. Want meat. I caveteen.
Wait, the VERY first page? As in the first day of your life? Why was he there when you were born??
And a good quote does not depend on how good grammar you have.
Goddammit, tumblr. I just can't with this.
This is clearly just a sneaky way of telling your followers you have big boobs. (Not that your multitude of selfies didn't already establish that.)
Sharpie: for those who don't know how to use photoshop.
This just makes me feel like they're talking to their hard-of-hearing grandparent.
"My heart beats for you, grandpa!"
"What? Say it in my good ear!"
"I SAID, my heart BEATS FOR YOU!!"
No one told me Edgar Allen Poe was back from the dead (and on tumblr). So macabre.
Speaking of literary references, this would be a really sweet quote – if it wasn't said by a 38-year-old perv about the 12-year-old girl he "fell in love" with. And kidnapped. And raped.
Okay, so this isn't strictly romantic, but it is strictly stupid.
SO I GRABBED MY SHARPIE, MADE A SAD TUMBLR POST, AND THEN BROKE UP WITH YOU VIA TEXT MESSAGE.
Just zero effort here. Truly. None.
Umm... both those things are impossible. And a little gross. Just saying.
Let's analyze this. The font tells me you're in seventh grade. As does the fact that you're thinking in terms of hugs. Aren't you a little young to be going all Edward-and-Bella on us? I mean, seriously, he's your whole entire WORLD?
Never mind, what did expect from a seventh grader. Sigh.
BECAUSE YOU ARE YELLING AT ME.
This one seems like your typical romantic teen tumblr quote, and then it goes all dark and serial killer-y. *shiver*
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@shannonl5 @paulisaverage I think you guys might enjoy this one haha :)
2 years ago·Reply
Nooooooo Lolita nooooooooooooooo
2 years ago·Reply
I appreciated all of these snarky retorts! I mean come on! whispering into someones heart doesn’t make sense, it just sounds creepy
2 years ago·Reply
why would someone write on a book???
2 years ago·Reply
i am laughing so hard right now!
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