3 years ago5,000+ Views
Human beings are super weird. Even the ones that think their super cool have their moments of complete and utter weirdness.
There are so many things that we all do collectively as a human race that sometimes makes me wonder about our sanity. So I decided to point them all out to you.
You're welcome.
We all look at our dolls and wonder if they move around when we aren't home. I completely blame Toy Story and Chuckie. Also have we decided if they have feelings?
We spend 5 minutes trying to vacuum up the random penny on the floor instead of just picking it up.
We are so shady yet share way to much information on social media. Think about it, the "after sex selfie" is actually a thing. Like, moms are on social media, they don't need to see that.
Dressing up dogs and cats/ having cute little bags for them. Honestly, most humans wish we didn't have to wear clothes, animals want that even less.
We make eye contact with so many people but NEVER SMILE. What the hell is that about? It just makes things way more awkward.
If we think we typed a letter wrong in our password we have to delete the entire thing and restart, even if it was just the last letter we typed.
Listen to a song so much that we begin to hate it and then complain about how much the radio plays it.
Sprint up the basement stairs the second the light goes off, no matter what.
Lock the car door a million times even though 1 click has always been enough.
Looking in the backseat everytime you get in your car at night, and then like 6 more times. Even though you clearly heard the locks disengage, so if he's in there he's a freaking ninja. Of course then it's OMG there's a ninja in the backseat!!
OH BASEMENTS. I used to have one of those once upon a time. We don't really have those in California. We just end up turning our garages into half storage/half cars. Still just as creepy with the lights off though!!
@MarkYoung *You're welcome
@MarkYoung *it's mega ignorant
I think many of these are pretty relatable. I know I certainly book it up the basement stairs. Something's down there, I just know it. great list!
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