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1. Shell gets permission to drill for oil in Alaska. Marine Mammals are not happy about it. They whale never be ready for oil spills!
2. 4 out of 5 Brits are embarrassed about their coffee order. I say we should embrace our orders and love it a latte. I will Mock-iato whoever judges me for my drink.
3. NASA discovered a planet that they are calling “Earth’s bigger, older cousin” and named Kepler 452-b. This news is cousin quite a bit of talk!
4. Potterheads gather for the European Quidditch Games. Each team has to be quaffle-fied in order to compete.
This card is par of my Punny News collection. A summary of the news in puns!
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I wish people weren't soy self-conscious about their lattes.