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Today in the News: Unhappy Marine Mammals, Coffee and Quidditch
1. Shell gets permission to drill for oil in Alaska. Marine Mammals are not happy about it. They whale never be ready for oil spills!
2. 4 out of 5 Brits are embarrassed about their coffee order. I say we should embrace our orders and love it a latte. I will Mock-iato whoever judges me for my drink.
3. NASA discovered a planet that they are calling “Earth’s bigger, older cousin” and named Kepler 452-b. This news is cousin quite a bit of talk!
4. Potterheads gather for the European Quidditch Games. Each team has to be quaffle-fied in order to compete.
This card is par of my Punny News collection. A summary of the news in puns!
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I wish people weren't soy self-conscious about their lattes.
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