1. The average number of calories consumed by American children daily has fallen by about 9% in recent years. I guess they are realizing they donut need to eat as much.
2. In Oklahoma, police have what is called "Forfeiture Power” and is essentially the power to seize any property or money they believe was used in a crime. They steal that the law is needed to get rid of drug money.
3. Scientists and robot experts including Elon Musk, Steve Wozniak, Demis Hassabis and Stephen Hawking signed an open letter calling a ban of “offensive autonomous weapons.” We’ll see if this is GUN-na work or not.
4. Twitter is erasing stolen jokes. It seems that jokes on the internet are tweeted like intellectual property.
I write puns of out the news and put them in my Punny News Collection! Follow for funnies. (BTW: I do understand puns, in case you didn’t notice)