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When You're Dracula And You're Trying To Be Clever

I could caption this with a joke that uses words like 'suck' or 'bite' (like 'That line really sucked!' or 'Oh man, Mr. Dracula. That bites!'), but I feel like I've already filled my bad pun quota for the day.
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@buddyesd Would that just be blood.. but like.. with the occasional fruit slice..
@danidee he could always offer a Transylvanian sangria
@jokes hahaha he looks like the love child of Quasimoto and Nosferatu.
@danidee yea lol just like red bull gives you wings this one gives you anemia
@buddyesd One could say that you can always 'count' on Dracula for a laugh.
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