Today in the News:
1. The White House denied the petition to pardon Edward Snowden. It’s a bit of a censor-tive subject for them.
4. Hillary Clinton gets asked “What’s the most important thing in life?" by a kid at one of her campaigns. The awww-dience thought it was pretty adorable.
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