shannonl5
2 years ago1,000+ Views
It's that time again! The last time we played this game, we chose between different Sherlock villains. Today I'm going to be a giant nerd and play Marry Boink Kill with everyone's favorite comic book villains. Don't remember how to play? Here are the rules:
Step 1: Pick three characters Step 2: Decide who you'd marry, boink, and kill Step 3: ???? Step 4: Profit

I'll do step one for you, and I'll even play along myself! Think you can handle the rest?

Lex Luthor, Kingpin, & Justin Hammer

The dastardly dudes in suits. I know right away I'd kill Hammer. He's just... bad at things. He's kind of a wannabe villain, he pays other people do to stuff for him. I'd probably marry Kingpin. He's terrifying, but as we know from the last season of Daredevil, he *really* cares about the people in his inner circle. Which means I'd boink Lex Luthor. He's usually pretty svelte, so I don't think that would be super unpleasant.

Talia al Ghul, Mystique, & Selina Kyle

All of these ladies are sometimes villains, sometimes righteously angry, and that's why we all love them. Which makes this question really difficult! I think I'd boink Selina Kyle, and marry Talia al Ghul (her access to the Lazarus Pit is a huge perk). It saddens me to say that means I'd kill Mystique, but since that was basically the plot of Days of Future Past I don't feel too guilty.

Bane, Solomon Grundy, & Brock Rumlow

This is another one I'm mostly sure about. Kill Grundy, because he creeps me out. I think I'd boink Bane (as long as he's being played by Tom Hardy, who could resist?), and... ok. Frank Grillo's Rumlow is really good-looking you guys. He probably got a decent pension from S.H.I.E.L.D. and possibly a sweet dental plan from Hydra. Just one of the perks of working for not one but two covert spy agencies. And Grillo is really attractive.

Now it's time for you to decide: Which of these characters will you marry, boink, and kill?

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@shannonl5 you flatter me 馃槉馃槉馃槉probably shouldn't encourage me though lol
2 years agoReply
@buddyesd I WILL ENCOURAGE YOU UNTIL THE END OF TIME
2 years agoReply
So Just make my own card for this, @shannonl5?
2 years agoReply
@ComicGeek94 *late response* haha sure! This is one of my favorite games so I'd love to see more of them :D
2 years agoReply
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