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InVinsybll
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5 Items Rich Hipster Gamers Should Have
You love video games. You've loved them your whole life, and damn if you don't want to express that to everyone you know. Well, now that online shopping is a ubiquitous experience, it has become easier. No need to look an acne-ridden teen in the eye as you make your nerdy purchases. Now you can do it from the comfort of your ergonomic gaming chair!
What better way to accent your living room (gaming den) than with this amazingly well-crafted coffee table? Modeled after the classic Super Nintendo controller, this table will have your friends experiencing fits. Just make sure they don't get frustrated enough to throw it across the room.
At the low, totally reasonable price of $7,000, you better act fast, as only one of these tables exists! Grab it today from Etsy user BohemianWorkbench.
Okay, so maybe furniture isn't, like, your bag, man. that's cool, I get it. There's still plenty to go around for the most devout of video game fans, though, so don't worry! Next up on this listing is this wonderful Pac-Man pendant.
"Pac-Man?" you scoff, a modern person. "What would I want with that?" Well just slow your role there friend. Pack the high horse away. This is not just any Pac-Man. This is a Pac-Man wrought from 14k gold and goddamn DIAMONDS. It's dazzling, it's beautiful, it's retro. Eat your heart out.
This guy sells for the cool, easy price of $2,280. It's available through Traxnyc's online Etsy shop. What better way to flaunt your passions?
Okay, jewelry isn't your thing either. Don't despair! There is a plethora of other things out there that will truly encapsulate your devotion for the gaming industry.
Next up on our listings is this fantastic piece of artwork, a real original. Well technically it's a reproduction of a game still, but it was created by an artist using acrylic paint on canvas. Called "Sonic and Tails Take Flight" it is truly an impressive work of art.
You can pick up this marvel of modern (post-modern?) art for just $1,200 from Etsy user Squarepainter.
Okay, so your apartment is already covered in priceless works of gaming art, and you just can't find the room to squeeze one more onto it. No worries, dear friend! There is yet hope that you can find just the item to complete your gaming dungeon of a home.
this could be it! An internet-famous 10-gallon fish tank modeled after the Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past. Described as being perfect for Betta fish, this one-of-a-kind item is made with a 10-gallon fish tank and the master sword platform is made from LEGOs, with a lovely vinyl backdrop. This is a must-have for fish owners and fans of the franchise.
This comes in at the severely low price of $650, a steal for such a unique item, and is available from TheWiredLife's Etsy shop.
Okay, I think we've found it. The ultimate item, totally necessary for your home to be the complete shrine to all things gaming.
Are you American? DO YOU LOVE AMERICA? YEAH YOU DO. DO YOU LOVE GAMES? YEAH YOU DO. This is the ultimate combination of both of those two loves. It is exactly what the doctor called for, boasting over 60 retro arcade titles packed into one awesome cocktail table. It can be free-to-play or coin operated, so it even acts as a super awesome piggy bank.
Really, why wait? For just $1,899.95, it's highway robbery on your part. Get it now from 60ArcadeGames' Etsy shop.
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Lol. Loved the sarcastic tone of this piece hahaha. Highway robbery??? You'd have to pay ME to put that American flag cocktail table in my house!!