GOP Presidential Debate: Everything You Need To Know About the Lineup
The top ten candidates for the Republican Party will take the stage tonight and talk about some serious political stuff. This is the first Presidential debate to kick off the election season. So it’s important you know your stuff. But don’t stress too much, I got you covered.
Here are a list of the men (yeah, looks like no woman candidates in the GOP this year. surprise, surprise) that will duke it out on the Fox News stage:
HERE’S THE LINEUP
Donald Trump: You know, the one with the hair (or lack of hair) that has been causing a lot of controversy and make a lot of bold statement. Weirdly enough, he’s number one in the polls. I still think it’s a joke.
Former Gov. Jeb Bush (FL): The other Bush. But don’t call him that! He goes by Jeb, ok?!
Gov. Scott Walker (WI): He’s known for battling unions in Wisconsin. He also really messed up on his Philly cheesesteak order.
Former Gov. Mike Huckabee (AR): Also a former pastor of a 490,000-member Baptist State Convention.
Ben Carson: He’s a neurosurgeon, so that’s cool. But he doesn’t have any political experience...interesting.
Sen. Ted Cruz (TX): He makes bacon with a machine-gun. If you haven’t see the video yet, you probably should.
Sen. Marco Rubio (FL): He wants to limit role of government plays in American society, but also he loves water #WaterBottleGate
Gov. Chris Christie (NJ): He’s not the most popular guy on the list. Also another gate: #BridgeGate.
Sen. Rand Paul (KY): An ophthalmologist (that’s an eye surgeon!) that ran for senator and now he’s going for president. Everyone is already obsessed with his hair.
Gov. John Kasich (OH): Former Fox News host. He barely made the cut, and truthfully he’s not that important. I think.
Now you can impress your friends with a bit of GOP political knowledge, and you’ll be able to see these men in action.