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Today in the News...

1. Tonight is the first Presidential candidate debate. The top 10 GOP candidates take the Fox News stage and it’ll be some interesting slappin’ debates.
2. The Top CEO Salaries were revealed in the new rule. We are all very INTERESTED in their money.
3. Whole Foods Apologizes for $6 'Asparagus Water' - by @danidee With all this STALK and hype about the infused water trend, they flopped by trying something that definitely didn’t work.
4. Jon Stewart says farewell to the Daily Show tonight. - by @LauraFisher We will forever miss his daily jokes, but he is forever hosted in our hearts. I can never pun as good as this man...
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