It was just another day at the Santa Ana Zoo in Southern California - that is, until a zookeeper discovered a shirtless man plastered in mud, trying to break into the monkey exhibit by climbing a 20-foot tree.
His defense? "I am Tarzan."
The man, local resident John William Rodenborn, was apparently high on methamphetamine (who knew?) and had left by the time police arrived, but was eventually taken into custody later that day.
Seems to me the zoo's got little tolerance when it comes to monkey business.