If you invite Jimi Hendrix to your party, your party will be more fun.
It's science. They've done studies.
Jimi will make your shirt fit better.
Jimi will make your feet lighter, in that funky-good kinda way.
Jimi will make your drink stronger (What? No. Not like that. Why... Why would you even think of that?).
Jimi will make your jokes funnier.
Jimi is just ... cool.
His classic hits are just that - classic - but with Jimi you can also just press play from anywhere on his catalogue of music and you're going to be just fine. All of his songs are largely similar: they feature Jimi playing the guitar really, really well.
That's *kind of* all there is to it, but, at the same time, it's so much more complicated than that.