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2 years ago1,000+ Views
Thoughts All Indoor People Have At the Beach
Like...do I have to go?
Ok why are you making me go to the beach. It looks like a desolate wasteland you'd see in Mad Max or something.
Honestly, I'm going to get sunburned if I don't have enough sunscreen...great you have some.
The beach is dirty. And I like places where it's not acceptable to throw things on the ground for birds to eat.
And those damn birds! Birds don't fly around inside.
Look at this one, his smug little face. Eew I hate it.
And there's way too many people. Eew people.
Plus I don't like taking my shoes off outside. Gross.
I mean I guess the water's nice, but I still hate the beach.
And you know, after you're out there for a while it's kind of nice. But I don't want to go again. Like, not at least for a while.
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The beach is ok. But there's nothing like the indoors.
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@TessStevens pools are worse to me! At least there's a shore at the beach! (I just shivered at the thought of a pool)
2 years agoReply
@TerrecaRiley The ocean freaks me out more because of all the fish and stuff hahah. The shore is nice though!
2 years agoReply
@TessStevens of course. I am satisfied with the shore and the sound of the ocean
2 years agoReply
This is hilarious! And I believe the author of this card is my husband's true soulmate or at least some kind of kin. Or, secretly knows him and wrote this about their experience taking said husband to the beach (?) How this Picses ever managed to snag such a sand/water/sunshine/outdoors - loathing knight of all-things-pessimism, I will never know. Oh, wait...he's hilarious! ;)
2 years agoReply
@TessStevens - 馃槏馃挏 Another winner here...read it to him...which is even more hilarious because he says that clearly, I am most attratcted to all things/people my exact opposite 馃槉 *winks*
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