Today in the News...
2. Shakespeare had a bit of a secret, and to put it bluntly, Shakespeare was a stoner. The evidence was found in his old pipes that were found in the grassinity of his home.
At yeast the government has finally caught on. Looks like they are keeping real boozy cracking down!
4. An Alabama senator set up a GoFundMe account for the state. He is trying to make a state-ment by fixing his sweet home in a very, uh, unconventional way.
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