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Alright, so I just announced that the Funny Community is going to have their very own Embarrassing Celebrity Crush challenge his month, and what kind of moderator would I be if I didn't participate too?

With that being said, here's my embarrassing celebrity crush: actor/comedian Ben Schwartz.

Also known as Jean-Ralphio from Parks & Recreation.

Or Clyde from House Of Lies, for those who watch Showtime.

He's basically one of the biggest weirdos on TV.

Plus his Twitter game is on point.

It's how I discovered we both have the same favorite song.

His improv troupe, Hot Sauce, is one of the longest running at UCB Theater in LA.

One time he and his friend Amir recorded themselves having a 6-foot party sub eating contest.

Another time he sang the love theme from The Jerk with Zooey Deschanel.

And did you know he won a screenwriting Emmy when he was 27? Do you know what I won when I was 27? Nothing.

So that's it. That's my embarrassing not-so-secret love, Ben Schwartz.

If he's good enough for Tina (he played her love interest Josh in Bob's Burgers), he's good enough for me!

@Animaniafreak I liked when he would do his thing on that show he's one of the funniest on that show
I don't know if mine's embarrassing, but I had crush on Wayne Brady from who's line is it anyway, I was fascinated with his amazing talents, haven't seen anyone could do the things he does.
I LOVE HIM SOOOO MUCH !! that sandwich eating video made me die. why is is called morning wood if it feels like pudding?
@danidee you go and reach for that height and all that other uplifting stuff people say!! I got yer back!! (as long as it don't cost me anything...I'm kinda broke) :D
@buddyesd Whenever I tell people though, they're like "JEAN RALPHIO? GROSS!!!"
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