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Your FAV celebrities on South Park!

Are you a fan of South Park?

If you said yes to that question, I have some good news for you! South Park is the perfect show to go celebrity spotting as each episode contains at least one celebrity from Hollywood. Hundreds of celebrities have been accounted for in the show by mocking them in fake scenarios or address real life rumors. Though it's all fun and games, sometimes the celebrities get very offended. Below I have provided some of the most famous celebrities that have graced the show. Check them out!
*All description excerpts were taken from Vulture.com.

Nicole Kidman

She tries desperately to get Cruise to come out of the closet. (S9)

Pauly D

The Situation can only respond with variations of "It's just a Jersey thing" when asked why he and his fellow Jerseyans are invading Colorado. Part of the invasion, Snooki is depicted as a half-human, half-rat creature, and only wants to "smoosh, smoosh!" But as Kyle says, she's garbage and has "cabbage in her muff." (S14)

Snooki, Paris Hilton, Kanye West

See The Situation.
The heiress arrives in South Park to open a store called Stupid Spoiled Whore, and the town's women love it. After bringing nearly all South Park women under her spell, Hilton is swallowed up by Mr. Slave's anus and he convinces parents that girls need a better role model. (S8)
Kanye gets upset when he can't understand a simple joke about fish sticks. His huge ego drives him to kill Carlos Mencia, who appears on Conan, claiming credit for the joke (that Jimmy actually wrote), which Conan calls “probably the funniest most awesome joke ever.” Ellen DeGeneres has Cartman and Jimmy on her show to discuss the origin of what she calls the "perfect joke." Jimmy Kimmel, David Letterman, and Jay Leno all retell the fish joke to much laughter and applause. Tom Snyder conducts a probing interview with Kanye about his love of fish sticks. Kanye finally embraces the joke and believes he is in fact a gay fish. (S13)

Kourtney, Kim, Khloé Kardashian

After reading Butters’s second book, The Poop That Took a Pee, a crazed fan murders them all. (S14)

Will and Jada Smith

With fellow rich black people Bill Cosby, Diddy, Will and Jada Pinkett Smith, Snoop Dogg, and Oprah, he moves to South Park after Token convinces them it's the new Aspen. Vilified as the "Richers," they soon flee South Park after the townspeople dress as ghosts and chase them out. (S5) Later attends a meeting for sex addicts along with Eliot Spitzer, Charlie Sheen, Michael Jordan, Ben Roethlisberger, Bill Clinton, David Duchovny, Michael Douglas, David Letterman, and Billy Bob Thorton. (S14)

Britney Spears

As a victim of music downloading, the pop star had to sell her Gulfstream IV and replace it with a Gulfstream III. She joins the boys and Metallica in their protest of illegal downloading. See also James Hetfield. (S7) Later, she’s a sad pawn in the game of people trying to get rich off of her. Even when she blows off two-thirds of her head with a shotgun, they keep trotting her out for performances. (S11)

Martha Stewart

She does a segment on her show on how to best decorate one's queefs. See also Regis & Kelly. (S13)

Angelina Jolie

Her pubic hair is where lice go to live in bliss. (S11)

Taylor Swift, Bill Cosby

Mocked with the trend of "Taylor Swifting," or dragging one's bare ass across the floor. (S16)
See Will and Jada Smith.

Jennifer Lopez

J.Lo goes to South Park after getting dropped from her label in favor of the new Jennifer Lopez, which is really Cartman's hand with lips drawn on it. She ends up working at a Mexican restaurant and serving probation. (S7)
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The J.Lo episode will always be gold. That one and the episode where Stan's dad is Lorde.
2 years ago·Reply
@danidee episodes! Ya ya ya I am Lorde
2 years ago·Reply
@TessStevens Omg right, I forgot that was a whole story arch. I only saw one of the episodes.
2 years ago·Reply
Hahaha @danidee you need to see more of them, they're a revelation
2 years ago·Reply
I love this post!!!!!!!! thanks
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